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How To Ask Your Girlfriends Dad If You Can Marry Her

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How old school are your folks? Some women should seriously come with a big red flashing caution sign:  ENTER AT OWN RISK. I just so happen to be one of those lucky ladies. Yip. It�s literally like I�m living in a bloody 1800�s novel � the man who wishes to make me his wife must seek the approval of my father first. So, to help all of you other ladies out there who could compete for World�s Most Ridiculously Overprotective Father � I�ve put together a step by step tutorial on how your man can win over your dad (that�s one massive hurdle out the way!) and then get the balls to pop the question to you! Step 1: Bring a really nice bottle of whiskey along to a dinner with her folks. Step 2: Warm up her parents good spirits with a hilarious round of charades (claim to have never played before � then suddenly kick everyone�s ass!) Step 3: Devour all food given to you and gush about how great it was. Step 4: Demolish about 5 glasses goblets of wine, a tumbler filled with scotch and a ...